List of fictional brands


 * See also List of fictional beverages.

Store-brought food and drink

 * Alamo Beer - ''King of the Hill
 * Aunt Tootie's Pot Brownies - Mad Magazine
 * Bud Dry Ice - Mad Magazine
 * Buzz Cola - The Simpsons
 * Canoga Beer -Roseanne
 * Chef Retardee -parody of Chef Boyardee, Mad Magazine
 * Duff Beer - The Simpsons
 * Enchiladitos - Aqua Teen Hunger Force
 * Farburg Burger Bones - Catdog
 * Flying Blue Magic Dog's Mega-sucky Microbrew - Mad Magazine
 * Harry Potter's Enchanted Potato Chips - Mad Magazine
 * Heffershessenheisenbrausendeuselbach, play on german beers, Mad Magazine
 * Jolly Olly Ice Cream - Hey Arnold
 * Kelp Nougat Crunch Bar - Spongebob Squarepants
 * Kilgore's Maple Syrup - Rugrats
 * Livermush Ale - Mad Magazine
 * Luna Tuna - Kenan & Kel
 * Metto Yellow - various sitcoms
 * Mocha Cola - Drake & Josh
 * Mountain Fizz - Drake & Josh
 * Pasture Puppies/Puffies - Rocko's Modern Life
 * Pawtucket Patriot Beer - Family Guy
 * Poop (cola, chocolates, etc.) - Invader Zim
 * Powdered Toast - Ren & Stimpy
 * Puke Puffs - Mad Magazine
 * Purple Flurp - Jimmy Neutron
 * Sam Adams Bargain Stout - Mad Magazine
 * Sam Adams Nuclear Winter Lager - Mad Magazine
 * Seanut Butter - Spongebob Squarepants
 * Shasa Soda - altered "Shasta Soda" - various sitcoms
 * Slurm - Futurama
 * Snickles - parody of Skittles& Snickers, Full House
 * Sluggo Cola - Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
 * Squinty Pete's Backwash Brew - Mad Magazine
 * Tasty Wheat - The Matrix
 * Vanilla Weasels - Oreo styled cookies. Full House
 * Yahoo Soda - parody of Yoohoo. Hey Arnold
 * Zazz Beer - Metalocalypse

Cereal

 * Branimaniacs - Animaniacs
 * Cheaties - Mad Magazine
 * Chester "O"s - The Fairly Odd Parents
 * Chocolate Meatloaf Crunch - The Amanda Show
 * Invader "O"s - The Fairly Odd Parents
 * Kelpo - Spongebob Squarepants
 * Mammal "O"s - The Amanda Show
 * Snap Crackle KABOOM! -The Amanda Show
 * Sugar Frosted Milk - Ren & Stimpy
 * Timmy "O"s - The Fairly Odd Parents

Pet food

 * Billy Jack Dog Food - Firesign Theatre
 * Bow Wow Biscuits (Dog Biscuits) - Three Stooges
 * Doggy Downers - Saturday Night Live
 * Fixed Income Fixins' -Food for cats & senior citizens, Mad Magazine
 * Kanine Krunchies - 101 Dalmations
 * Pretty Kitty Cat Food - Ren & Stimpy
 * Puppy Uppers - Saturday Night Live

Nutritional supplements

 * Bear-it-all - A stress relief beverage (alchohol), Roseanne
 * Buck-u-Uppo - P.G. Wodehouse's Mr Mulliner stories
 * Colon Blow - A high-fiber breakfast cereal in Saturday Night Live
 * Jamitol - A stress releiving pill in Saturday Night Live
 * Jollop's Concentrated Lactobeef Tablets for Travellers - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
 * Maltogene - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
 * Nutrax nerve tonic - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
 * Ortho-pure Procreation Pills - The Running Man film
 * Teamocil - A supplement to improve teamwork featured in Arrested Development. It was discontinued and replaced by Groupug and Bondat.
 * Vitameatavegamin, a nutritional supplement that incidentally contains a high proportion of alcohol - I Love Lucy
 * Weightgain 4000 - South Park

Hair, hygiene, and beauty products

 * Beautee Soap - The Hucksters, 1947 film. "Love that soap!"
 * Blue Moon Shampoo - The shampoo which Madelyn Hayes is spokesperson of in Moonlighting
 * Bronzoluxe Creme - Harvey Birdman
 * Command Purpose Condoms - Strangers in Paradise
 * Cookie - D - oughderant - Mad Magazine
 * Crelm Toothpaste - Monty Python's Flying Circus
 * Dapper Dan Pomade - O Brother
 * Dazzledent - toothpaste, The Seven Year Itch, 1955 film. "Stay kissing sweet"
 * Dead Cat Soap - Firesign Theatre
 * Demoxonil - The Simpsons, hair-growth formula which Homer uses in episode 'Simpson and Delilah' (parodying real American hair-growth product 'Monoxodil')
 * Denham's Dentifrice - toothpaste - Fahrenheit 451
 * Deo - Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, a deoderant revealed to make people smell worse
 * Dibbler's Homeopathic Shampoo - Discworld
 * Double Passion perfume - 1952 film ''Dreamboat
 * Dr. Flimflam's Miracle Cream - Futurama
 * Everfresh Shaving Cream - G.I. Joe
 * Foggy Mountain Soap, a brand that was advertised on a 1966 episode of The Beverly Hillbillies by Granny and Jed, with Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs providing the music for the commercial.
 * FOP Pomade - O Brother
 * The French Stuff - Harvey Birdman
 * Glint (Dmitri Petrovich's toothpaste that he eats) - Backyard Baseball 2005
 * Glisten (George Sr.'s favorite toothpaste) - Arrested Development
 * Hair Remover - Three Stooges
 * Lather, Rinse, Obey - Doctor Drakken's brainwashing shampoo and cranium rinse - Kim Possible
 * Lover Soap - Stranger in a Strange Land
 * The Lung Brush - Saturday Night Live
 * Mere and Stingbat's Herbal Wash (with herbs!) - Discworld
 * Miracle Salve - A phony skin treatment sold by Opie Taylor and his friends on a famous Andy Griffith Show episode
 * Ocean Breeze Soap (Slogans include: "For people who don't want to stink", "It's just like taking a cruise, only there's no boat and you don't actually go anywhere", and "It gets you clean") - The Muppets Take Manhattan
 * Oderono - deodorant The Who
 * Oops, I Crapped My Pants! - adult diapers. Saturday Night Live
 * Oro-dent electric toothbrushes - Seinfeld
 * Palmoral (sun block) - "Remember - If it isn't Palmoral, you're gonna get cancer" - South Park
 * Penetroleum hair oil- 1952 film ''Dreamboat
 * Pfffft - deodorant (?) hawked by Ernie Kovacs as German disc jockey Wolfgang Von Sauerbraten
 * Private Lady- pads Are You There God? It's Me
 * Pubic Pride - anti-crabs shampoo - Aqua Teen Hunger Force
 * Robo Fresh - Futurama
 * Rinse 'n' Run Scalp Tonic (with extra herbs!) - Discworld (parodies Wash & Go shampoo/conditioner)
 * Sex Panther - Anchorman
 * Short 'n' Curlies - "Saturday Night Live" - Pubic Hair Shampoo
 * Sonky's Preventatives - Discworld condoms (a genericised brand, as in "a packet of sonkies")
 * Sparklene Mouthwash - produced by the Zum Corporation in Marvel comics
 * Spurt Toothpaste - Looker
 * Super Lip (Ladies's Depilatory) Putney Swope
 * Soul Glow - Coming to America
 * Toothpaste - The Toothpaste Millionaire
 * Woomba, the little robot that cleans your lady parts - Saturday Night Live
 * Wuvs Diapers, a Parody of Luvs diapers. - Simpsons
 * Cherokee Hair Tampons - South Park
 * TurboLax (Laxative "for fast effective relief") - Dumb and Dumber

Clothing lines/brands

 * Club Banana - Kim Possible
 * Bad Idea Jeans - Saturday Night Live
 * Bamboo Boogie Boots - Futurama
 * Base 5 - Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
 * Binco - Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
 * Blackbury Boots - "If it's a boot, it's a Blackbury!" Johnny and the Dead
 * Bleu Jeans - Aqua Teen Hunger Force
 * Boggi's - Discworld
 * Cloven Hind Jeans - Saturday Night Live
 * Derelicte - Zoolander
 * Didgeridoos - Magic: The Gathering (Unglued series)
 * Didier Sachs - Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
 * Farley's Fashion Footwear - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
 * Flares - Strangers with Candy
 * Gess - from a Bruce Baum sketch on Comic Strip Live!
 * Giorgio Armonster - Futurama
 * Gordon Gartrail - The Cosby Show (named after one of the show's staff writers)
 * Hadley & Wyche British Toothpaste - Saturday Night Live
 * Happy Berry - Gokinjo Monogatari
 * Huskeroos - Weeds
 * Jewess Jeans - Saturday Night Live, a parody of Jordache. Announcer: "You don't have to be Jewish to wear them." Gilda Radner: "But it wouldn't hurt!"
 * Lightspeed Briefs - Futurama
 * Mad Mod - Clothing brand owned by former Teen Titans villain The Mad Mod in DC Comics
 * Manslip Collection - A men's underwear brand in comics by Ralf König
 * Missile Gap - trendy clothing store in Larry Gonick's Attack of the Smart Pies
 * Mom Jeans - Jeans for active ladies with large posteriors - Saturday Night Live
 * Mr. Boy - formal wear for young men on The Simpsons
 * Nancy Spumoni - Hey Arnold
 * Papaya Republic - Dykes To Watch Out For
 * Paradise Kiss - Paradise Kiss
 * Potato Republic - Spinal Tap
 * Pro Laps - Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
 * Rat's Off To You! - Tom Goes to the Mayor
 * Sub Urban - Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
 * Threadgold's Thoroughgrip Garterettes - The World of Beachcomber
 * Valentine lingerie - Dallas
 * Veronica's Closet - Veronica's Closet
 * Victim - Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
 * Zip - Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

Household products

 * Baby Hammock - Squidbillies
 * Baby Deathtrap - Squidbillies
 * Bass-o-Matic - Saturday Night Live
 * Binford Tools - Home Improvement, Toy Story
 * Blam-O - What's Happening!!
 * Bug-Off - Men In Black
 * Burly Paper Towels - ''The Simpsons
 * Karl Farbman furniture - Seinfeld
 * Charlotte's Dead Spider Poison, a joking reference to Charlotte's Web - ''The Simpsons
 * The Cornballer - ''Arrested Development
 * Darling's Household Appliances - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
 * DEF-CON Owl Poison (Kills Owls Dead) - Futurama
 * Duzrite - washing soap, It's Always Fair Weather, 1955 film
 * New Shimmer, the floor wax that's a dessert topping - Saturday Night Live
 * Ecce Omo - a parody of Omo detergent in Pedro Almodovar's Women on the verge of a nervous breakdown
 * Fibro-Val detergent - Monty Python's Flying Circus
 * Freeze-O-Lux coolers - Harvey Birdman
 * Galaxy Glue - The Incredible Shrinking Woman
 * Fun Clumps Cat Litter - Mad Magazine
 * Godti Makers - Mafia-made, nanotechnology-based material synthesizers (Transmetropolitan)
 * Gritto Soap - The Three Stooges
 * Gritty Kitty cat litter -- Ren & Stimpy
 * Happy - Soap and detergent, The Thrill of it All, 1963 film
 * Highland Epoxy - Upright Citizens Brigade
 * Izrite - washing soap, It's Always Fair Weather, 1955 film
 * Klenzrite - washing soap, It's Always Fair Weather, 1955 film
 * Magical Electro-Monkey - Squidbillies
 * Mr. Fusion Home Energy Reactor - Back to the Future trilogy
 * Mr. Sparkle - (Japanese dishwashing detergent) - The Simpsons
 * Mrs. Skower's All-Purpose Magical Mess Remover - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
 * Nukemaster - microwave from the book, Dumb Bunnies
 * Oxy-Moron - Parody of Oxy-Clean, Sheep in the Big City
 * Phat Rascall Bedding -- Tom Goes to the Mayor
 * Salve! - Universal goop product - Ren & Stimpy
 * Sanfect disinfectant - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
 * Sears-Kenmore Robotic Mop - Mad Magazine
 * Señor Clean - Gets it clean, "Sometimes with my penis!" - Robot Chicken
 * Slashco knives - The Simpsons
 * Sopo - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
 * Strong Force Krazy Glue - Futurama
 * Super Adhesive Industrial Glue - Family Guy
 * Toddco First Lint Loom - Stroker & Hoop
 * Toddco Kitchen Campfire! - Stroker & Hoop
 * Toddco Marguarita Mixer - Stroker & Hoop
 * Toddco Scrotum Hair Trimmer Rad-Nads - Stroker & Hoop
 * Toddco Second-Hand Smoker - Stroker & Hoop
 * Tropical Plumber - Rocko's Modern Life
 * Wallace Flowright - fountain pen, Laura, 1944 film
 * Wuzrite - washing soap, It's Always Fair Weather, 1955 film

Petroleum products

 * ARBCO - parody of Arco from G.I. Joe, and a front for their enemy, the Cobra organization
 * ASSON - "We'll light your Asson fire!" From X-box video game Whacked! (A game show parody game.)
 * Axxon Oil - parody of Exxon, also from G.I. Joe
 * π-in-1 Oil - parody of 3-in-1 Oil, Futurama
 * Aladdin Oil - Reodor Felgen's sponsor in Pinchcliffe Grand Prix
 * Benthic Petroleum - The Abyss, also seen in Terminator 2: Judgment Day and Twister
 * Creak Oil - The Simpsons
 * Chief Oil Co. - Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
 * Dynaco - oil company in "Toy Story"
 * Exxon Monopoly - Parody of Exxon Mobile, Mad Magazine
 * Lexoil - DC Comics
 * Mobico gasoline - John Carpenter's Christine
 * Mobil Dick Whale Oil - parody of Mobil and Moby Dick - Futurama
 * Mohave Oil Co. - Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
 * Mom's Moron Oil, for Dumb Robots, Futurama
 * Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil (made with 10% more love than the next leading brand) - Futurama
 * Noburpolene - "The only gasoline with added bicarbonate of sodium" - Three Stooges episode Sing a Song of Six Pants
 * Octan - Fictional Oil product brand used in LEGO Town Theme sets; replaced Shell Oil as Legoland's main fuel presence in the early 1990's.
 * Petro Mundo - Captain Ron
 * Roxxon - Marvel Comics
 * Snake Oil - Rudolf Blodstrupmoen's sponsor in Pinchcliffe Grand Prix
 * Vasalube - Kill Bill Vol. 1

Toys

 * Nuke Em! - Parody of the Battleship boardgame in the film Robocop
 * Baby Smokes-A-Lot - doll, Family Guy
 * G.I. Jew - doll, Family Guy
 * Chinpokomon - South Park
 * Krusty Speak and Say, The Simpsons
 * Tickle-Me-Krusty, The Simpsons
 * TurboMan, Jingle All The Way
 * Bag o' Glass - Sold by toymaker Irving Mainway, played by Dan Aykroyd on Saturday Night Live
 * Doh-Doh - an explosive variant of Play-Doh - Futurama
 * Drink-N-Say (Mel Gibson Edition) - ''Mad Magazine
 * Happy Fun Ball - "Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball." - Saturday Night Live
 * Happy Time Harry - Aqua Teen Hunger Force
 * Harry Potter's Scar Replication Kit - Mad Magazine
 * Johnny Switchblade - Action figure sold by toymaker Irving Mainway, played by Dan Ackroyd on Saturday Night Live
 * Kitty Karry-All - Cindy's doll in The Brady Bunch
 * Li'l Bastard - line of mischief-making kits for young children, often used by Bart Simpson in The Simpsons
 * Lisa Lionheart - Doll created by Lisa Simpson to compete against other dolls that objectified women in The Simpsons
 * Log, from BLAM-O - a toy sensation from Ren & Stimpy
 * Talky Tina - The doll that killed the father (played by Telly Savalas) on The Twilight Zone
 * Alabama Man-Doll South Park
 * Funzo - doll, The Simpsons
 * Silly Ball - actually an ax because Peter fell asleep on the job, ''Family Guy
 * Ferris Wheel In-A-Can - Mad Magazine
 * Good Guy Doll - The doll Charles Lee Ray became in the movie Child's Play
 * The Scott Peterson Pocket Fisherman - Mad Magazine
 * Scuba Steve -  Big Daddy
 * Tina Talks - Rugrats
 * Tonka Mob Controlled Cement Mixer - Mad Magazine
 * Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man - Family Guy Presents: Stewie Griffin - The Untold Story
 * Malibu Stacey - The Simpsons version of a "Barbie" Doll
 * The Unpredictable Ball - America's Funniest Home Videos
 * Tickle-Me-Hellmo - from Jhonen Vasquez's Squee
 * Silver Shamrock Halloween masks - Halloween III
 * Lionel Self Derailing Amtrsk Set - Mad Magazine
 * Uncle Fun's Thumb Removal Kit - Mad Magazine
 * Ball in a Cup, ''[[Wikipedia:Family Guy]

Electronics

 * Bitsumishi - Drake & Josh
 * Bosonanic - Panasonic knock off, "Tokyo Highway Challenge" (Dreamcast video game)
 * Chandelier-Mo-Stat - Like a themostat but it adjsts the brightness of the chandlier, Futurama
 * Dethphone - Brand of cell phone's endorsed by Dethklok, nightime minutes start at 11pm. "I really hate's it!" Metalocalypse
 * Gravistat - a wall-mounted device used to adjust gravity level, Futurama
 * GameSlave - a handheld gaming console, Invader Zim
 * The Garry Coleman Grill/MP3 Player, Drake & Josh
 * Geo, Ipod style MP3 player, Drake & Josh
 * Hosaka - brand of cyberdecks and other computer gear in Neuromancer
 * L-17 Manmangler bomb - American Dad
 * Magnexecutioner - Futurama
 * Magnetbox, knockoff TV brand The Simpsons
 * Nishi - brand of electronics, The Big Hit
 * Okama Gamesphere - South Park's version of the Nintendo Gamecube (Season 5, Towelie's 1st episode)
 * Ono-Sendai - brand of cyberdecks and other computer gear in Neuromancer
 * Panaphonics, knockoff TV brand The Simpsons
 * Satsubishi - Various Electronic Devices, Mama's Family
 * Sonya - Speakers used in Planet Amazonia Futurama
 * Sorny, Sony knockoff TV brand The Simpsons
 * Stop'N'Drop - Suicide booth Futurama
 * Suck-O-Matic - Huge driveable vacuum cleaner Rocko's Modern Life
 * Try-Hard 1-11 pacemaker battery - "Picks up where your heart left off." Saturday Night Live
 * Willard - personal organizer, knockoff of the Wizard brand - Seinfeld 9th season episode "The Wizard"
 * ALTIMIT, OS brand .hack

Other products

 * ACME products - Looney Tunes
 * Antfarmytar- guitar filled with ants endorsed by Skwisgaar Skwigelf of Metalocalypse
 * Akina iconographs - imp-powered "cameras" in Discworld
 * Arachno Spores - "The fatal spore with the funny name!" - Futurama
 * Bioalchemic Products - imp-powered personal organisers in Discworld
 * "The Daily Supernova" - a newspaper, Futurama
 * Dirty Hoe Topsoil -- The Simpsons
 * Flemin's Port-a-Can - Now, with juicy shrimp and coconut urinal cakes -- Tom Goes to the Mayor
 * Gruntmaster 6000 - Dilbert animated series; poorly designed exercise machine
 * Immaculate Conceptor Mattress - Squidbillies
 * The Ironic Breeze - Mad Magazine
 * Keedsler automobiles - Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut
 * Kegelcizer - Futurama
 * Krebstar Products - The Adventures of Pete and Pete
 * Laramie Cigarettes - The Simpsons
 * Lexcorp, Lexoil, Lexair, Lex-Mart etc. - Various brands owned by Lex Luthor in DC Comics
 * Loose Blood - mysterious product advertised on Firesign Theatre
 * Manitoba Cigarettes - King of the Hill
 * Molten Boron - Futurama
 * Moon Mist Tobacco - The Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut
 * Morley Brand Cigarettes - The X-Files
 * Murderknobs- high end door knobs endorsed by William Murderface of Metalocalypse
 * Nails Brand Cigarettes - various Kevin Smith films
 * Nuke'M Alarms - Security company from Maniac Mansion. Only known product is a door that will cause a nuclear meltdown if wrong code is entered. (Nuclear reactor not included). An actual booklet was sold with the game to prevent piracy.
 * Pickles Nickles - U.S. Treasury nickles endorsed by Pickles of Metalocalypse
 * Petchow Rat Poison - Saturday Night Live
 * Pneumatiluxe Control Center - an air tube system - Harvey Birdman
 * Pocket Surgeon - Squidbillies
 * Poopin Diggins - The Bob Show
 * Pregnercise - Futurama
 * Puppy Uppers - Saturday Night Live
 * Red Apple cigarettes - various Quentin Tarantino films
 * Robo-Magic washing machine - Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut
 * Ronco Record Vault - Futurama
 * Screw You, Pal tires - "If you can find a better set of tires, screw you, pal!" Saturday Night Live
 * Señor Science Scientific Melting Kit - The Brak Show
 * Señor Science Carnivore Footwear Removal Device - The Brak Show
 * Shankman's Rubbing Compound - "When something needs rubbing, think Shankman!" Futurama
 * Sketch-N-Etch - doodling machine in a couch gag in The Simpsons
 * Squirrel Away - Rocko's Modern Life
 * Sunblock 3000 - Fictional bodypaint meant to protect against the sun's rays in the film Robocop 2
 * Skwisarmytar- swiss-army knife like guitar endorsed by Skwisgaar Skwigelf of Metalocalypse "It has a toothpick!"
 * Takuro Spirit - fictional automobile from The Dark Tower series by Stephen King
 * Thompson's Teeth - "The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!" Futurama
 * Ubik - From the Philip K. Dick novel of that name. "Safe when used as directed".
 * Va-poo-rise - vaporizes dog poop, Envy
 * Zinthos - a cure-all not meant for everyone from the animated Teen Titans