List of fictional beverages

Fictional venues; anything from T.V. shows, books, movies, and plays; all want to create their own reality. One of the easiest ways to define a culture is by what it drinks. Sometimes the entertainment medium wants to spoof off of existing products, but makes up a different name to avoid tangling with trademark laws.

What follows is a reference to drinks that hail from all corners of the land of the imaginary.

Alcoholic beverages

 * Alamo Beer - King of the Hill
 * Ambrosia - Battlestar Galactica
 * Amsterdam Liquor Store Bourbon (Our Own Brand) - the Dortmunder novels by Donald E. Westlake
 * Ancient Situation Bourbon - Achewood
 * Bear Whiz Beer - Firesign Theatre
 * Big Top Beer - Mama's Family
 * Black Hole Brew - Home Movies
 * Black Pony Scotch - Laura
 * BOA - Neon Genesis Evangelion
 * Boggs - CNNNN
 * Butterbeer - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
 * Buzz Beer - caffeinated beer from The Drew Carey Show
 * Cap-Beer-Cino - caffeinated beer competitor to Buzz Beer from The Drew Carey Show
 * Cheap, Evil-Smelling Beer - Sam & Max
 * Cloudmir Vodka - Arrested Development
 * Cold One - Homestar Runner
 * Duck Beer - Fast Forward
 * Elsinore Beer - Strange Brew
 * Firewhiskey - Harry Potter
 * Fudd Beer - Brand sold in competition with Duff Beer on The Simpsons. Reportedly popular in Shelbyville despite having blinded hillbillies.
 * Gamma Gulp Beer - from Fallout. It glows in the dark!
 * Girlie Girl Beer - Al's favorite beer on Married with Children
 * Grog - This drink is better known as something that pirates from the Monkey Island series of computer games drank. From here the drink consists of kerosene, propylene glycol, sulphuric acid, artificial sweeteners, red dye no2, rum, acetone, battery acid, scumm, axle grease and/or pepperoni. Not to be confused with the real-world drink Grog.
 * Guzzler's Gin - from the comedy of Red Skelton
 * Grüberhof - Kevin French's first beer on Mission Hill
 * Guatemalica Beer - King of the Hill
 * Haka Beer - from a university marketing exercise. Was fictitious until market research showed that is was so popular that someone actually started brewing it.
 * Heavy Beer - Tank McNamara
 * Hennigan's (scotch) - Seinfeld
 * Hi Brau Beer - King of the Hill
 * Jenkins (beer) - EastEnders
 * King Drunk - Brad Neely (various comics and cartoons)
 * Koul-Brau beer - DC Comics
 * Leopard Lager - Red Dwarf
 * Life Cry - Black Books - "You know you're in for a good night when there's a picture of a polar bear bleeding on the label"
 * Liberty Ale - Freelancer
 * Liquid Banjo - Achewood
 * Lit - DC Comics
 * Logger "The beer that brought the forests down" - Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
 * Mudder's Milk - Firefly
 * Newton & Ridley - brewery in Coronation Street
 * Ol' Kentucky Liquor - Space Ghost Coast to Coast
 * Old Phillipino Creamy (coming in shorts & quarts) - Firesign Theatre
 * Oosquai - The Wheel of Time
 * Old Vinyards - The Lord of the Rings
 * Panther Pilsner Beer - Three Stooges
 * Pawtucket Patriot Ale - Family Guy
 * Pike's Pale Ale - The Lady Eve, 1941 film. "The ale that won for Yale"
 * Plummet & Rose Wines & Spirits - the company Montague Egg works for in the stories by Dorothy L. Sayers
 * Red Spud Beer - Aqua Teen Hunger Force
 * Rettib - a backwards version of bitter-Red Dwarf
 * Rocker City Beer - The Far Arena
 * Rocketfuel Malt Liquor - News Radio
 * Roentgen Rum - from Fallout. It glows in the dark!
 * Rory - Gilmore Girls - "Twenty-One is the Loneliest Number"
 * Samuel Jackson Boston Lager - Chappelle's Show
 * Shotz Beer - Laverne & Shirley
 * Shires Ale - The Archers (radio show)
 * Sidewinder Fang - Freelancer
 * S'more Beer - South Park
 * S'more Schnapps - South Park
 * Sparky-Cola - Andromeda
 * Spunk beer - Tank Girl
 * St. Anky Beer - Super Troopers
 * Stem Cell Lager (23% alcoholic beer which grows your liver while you destroy it. Now also “Stem Cell Lite.” “Not available in America.”) - Rick Mercer Report
 * Tall Toad Beer - The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
 * Tenku Beer - Kill Bill
 * That Ol' Janx Spirit - Primary ingredient of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
 * Willer Beer - The Kentucky Fried Movie
 * Wily Beer - Bob and George
 * Wudbeiser - Gravitation (a parody of Budweiser)
 * Victory Gin - Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell
 * Vitameatavegamin - from a classic I Love Lucy episode
 * Vudweiser - Mad TV
 * Yeast 'n Stuff - cheap beer on Married with Children
 * Yebichu - Neon Genesis Evangelion (a combination on real beer Yebisu and Ebichu, both of which the creators were fans of)
 * Yukon Gold - Strange Brew - No beer by this name existed when the movie was made, but there is a beer called Yukon Gold now.
 * Zazz Beer - Metalocalypse

Saturday Night Live

 * A.M. Ale - Saturday Night Live
 * Brewmaster - Saturday Night Live, parody of Meisterbrau commercial
 * Buddweiser Light - Saturday Night Live, parody of Budweiser Light commercial
 * Coldcock Malt Liquor - Saturday Night Live
 * F'd Up Malt Liquor - Saturday Night Live
 * Long Leak Malt Liquor - Saturday Night Live
 * Masterbrew - Saturday Night Live parody of Meisterbrau commercial
 * Mister Beer- Saturday Night Live parody of Meisterbrau commercial
 * Schmitz Gay Beer - Saturday Night Live
 * Spud Beer - Saturday Night Live
 * Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor - Saturday Night Live

Late Night with David Letterman

 * Amaretto Di Gotti - Late Night with David Letterman
 * Chivas Regis - Late Night with David Letterman
 * D-Train Scotch - Late Night with David Letterman
 * Dinty Moore's Pork N' Booze - Late Night with David Letterman
 * Dr. Scholl's Medicated Tequila - Late Night with David Letterman
 * Ernest, Julio, Tom and Roseanne Gallo - Late Night with David Letterman
 * McBourbon - Late Night with David Letterman
 * Orville Redenbacher's Butter-Flavored Vodka - Late Night with David Letterman
 * Really, Really, Really, Really Old Milwaukee - Late Night with David Letterman
 * Seagrams 7, Mets 0 - Late Night with David Letterman

Star Trek

 * Aldebaran Whiskey - TNG: Relics
 * Andorian Ale - Star Trek
 * A "Finagle's Folly" — ''TOS (Dr. McCoy creation)
 * Kanar - Star Trek
 * Klingon Blood Wine - Star Trek
 * Romulan Ale - Star Trek et al.
 * Tranya - TOS "The Corbomite Maneuver"
 * Synthehol - TNG: Relics
 * Saurian Brandy - "Star Trek - TOS"

Discworld

 * Bearhugger's Whisky (varieties include Old Selected Dragon's Blood and The MacAbre) Watch novels
 * C.M.O.T. Dibbler's Genuine Authentic Soggy Mountain Dew the bottle says 'one hundred and fifty percent proof'! This is almost certantly a lie. - Men At Arms
 * Heisenberg Lager - Interesting Times
 * Roo Beer (FourEcksian lager) The Last Continent
 * Scumble - (Ramtops moonshine hard cider, mostly apples) Mort and Witches novels
 * Special Sheep Liniment (Moonshine whisky, popular with Chalk shepherds and the Nac Mac Feegle) - Tiffany Aching novels
 * Three Wizards Chardonay - Hogfather
 * Turbot's Really Odd Real Ale - Soul Music
 * Winkle's Old Peculiar Real Ale - Hogfather

The Simpsons

 * Colonel Kwik-E-Mart's Kentucky Bourbon - Marge in Chains
 * Drunken Cowboy Whiskey - The Lastest Gun in the West
 * Duff Beer includes:
 * Duffenbrau Mayored to the Mob
 * Duff Lite Duffless
 * Duff Dry Duffless
 * Duff Dark Duffless
 * Lady Duff Duffless
 * Raspberry Duff Duffless
 * Tartar Control Duff Duffless
 * Henry K. Duff's Private Reserve Sunday and Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk
 * Duff Stout The Great Louse Detective
 * Duff Zero [non-alcoholic] Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment
 * Duff Gummi Beers Duffless
 * Duff Dry Lisa the Greek
 * Düff The Springfield Files (Moe's 'creation')
 * Future Duff Bart to the Future
 * Duff Extra Cold The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson
 * Duff Blue (slogan: "Tap into the peppermint glacier")
 * Duff Cold
 * Duff Gummi Ale
 * Duff Jr.
 * Duff Lager
 * Duff Microbrew
 * New Duff
 * Duff Experimental
 * Duff Red
 * Duff Ice
 * Duff Special Reserve
 * Duff Draft
 * Duff Malt
 * Duff Christmas Ale
 * Duff Amber Fire-Brewed Barley Export
 * Duff's Double-Dunkin' Breakfast Lager
 * Duff Chai in biodegradeable spun soy bottles (Homer bought this by mistake)
 * Duff Hard Lemonade
 * Duff Non-Alcoholic-But-Still-Extremely-Hard Lemonade
 * Duff Sour Apple Lager
 * Duff Smooth
 * Duffahama
 * Fudd Beer - Colonel Homer
 * Red Tick Beer - The Springfield Files
 * Blast Beer - Brawl in the Family
 * Vagrant's Choice Fortified Scotch - Who Shot Mr. Burns?
 * Flaming Moe - Flaming Moe (aka Flaming Homer), a mega-popular drink invented by Homer Simpson, and stolen by Moe Szyslak in the Simpsons episode Flaming Moe's. Its secret ingredient: Krusty's Cough Syrup.
 * Flanders' Planters Punch - Ned Flanders's version of Planters Punch (3 shots of rum, a jigger of bourbon, and a little dab of Creme de cassis) from The War of the Simpsons.
 * Lawnmower, a mixture of wheatgrass juice and vodka invented by Homer Simpson in the Simpsons episode When You Dish Upon a Star.
 * Rum and Zinc (jellied) - When You Dish Upon a Star.
 * Skittlebrau - Skittles and beer, invented by Homer Simpson - ''Bart Star' (A beer that was initially fictional within the context of the show itself, until it was used as a real product in a later episode.)

Futurama

 * Bendërbrau Cold-Fusion Steam Beer (microbrew) - The Route of All Evil
 * Klein's Beer - The Route of All Evil
 * Löbrau Beer - Mars University
 * Olde Fortran Malt Liquor - The Route of All Evil
 * Pabst Blue Robot - The Route of All Evil
 * Sam Adams' Head Boston Lager - The Route of All Evil
 * St. Pauli Exclusivity Principle Girl Beer - The Route of All Evil
 * Slurm - Fry and the Slurm Factory
 * Soylent Cola ("The Taste Varies from Person to Person")

Mixed drinks

 * Alaskan Polar Bear Heater - The Nutty Professor (1963 version)
 * Bloody Charlie - In God We Trust
 * Mechanoid Home Brew - Ingredients unknown, but tastes like a cross between Vimto and liquid nitrogen - Red Dwarf
 * Moloko Plus - milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom. A Clockwork Orange
 * A Pajama - The Muller-Fokker Effect
 * Samarian Sunset - Star Trek: The Next Generation. When served, the drink is clear in colour. It is customary to then tap the rim of the glass slightly, which results in the drink changing colour to an opaque yellowish orange.
 * Shirley Hemphill - parody of a Shirley Temple cocktail, Futurama
 * Roofie Colada - Family Guy

Discworld
("Double Entendre", also a purple non-alcoholic drink from Neil Gaiman's Anansi Boys, 2005)
 * Electrick Floorbanger - a troll drink (actually a crude battery) - Discworld
 * Fluff - a mixture of beer and scumble - Discworld
 * Luglarr - troll beer (ammonium sulphide dissolved in alcohol) with metallic salts added. The name means "Big Hammer" - Discworld
 * Molten sulphur on coke with phosphoric acid - a troll drink - Discworld
 * A Slow Comfortable Double Entendre with Lemonade - Discworld

Sanford and Son

 * Boujeaulipple - Boujeaulais and Ripple - Sanford and Son
 * Champipple - Champagne and Ripple - Sanford and Son
 * Cripple - cream and Ripple - Sanford and Son
 * Dripples - prune juice and Ripple - Sanford and Son
 * Messerschmipple - Messerschmitt wine and Ripple - Sanford and Son
 * Trotsky Cocktail - Vodka and Prune Juice - Sanford and Son

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

 * Jinnan Tonix - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
 * Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
 * Ol' Janx Spirit - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Cheers

 * Blue Boyd of Happiness - Blue mixed drink invented by Woody Boyd in Cheers. At first, he recreated the Blue Moon mixed cocktail. Later, he invented a tasty, perfect drink -- but by then was so exhausted he'd forgotten the recipe he used.
 * Open Grave - concoction Carla Tortelli fixed for Diane Chambers in the first season episode Truce or Consequences on the TV sitcom Cheers, by pouring various hard liquor liberally and almost randomly into a mixer. Served in oversize wine glasses, Carla bragged, "This drink is the reason no member of my family ever lived past 50." When Diane started drinking large gulps of the drink when Carla told her Sam Malone was the father of one of her children, she exclaimed, "You're gonna die!" The extremely alcoholic drink, among other things, knocked Diane right out. When Sam entered the bar, at first he thought, "Oh God, Carla, you killed her..." then realized, "Oh, Carla, you fixed her an Open Grave?!", to which Carla blithely replied, "Yep. And she jumped right in."

BattleTech

 * PPC - Four shots grain alcohol (80+ proof) cut by two shots of another liquor, differing based on Successor State. - BattleTech
 * Fusionaire - a Clan drink of lemon juice, vodka, schnapps, and rum. - BattleTech

Carbonated beverages

 * 6+ - The Man Who Sold the Moon
 * bebop cola - Comes in a variety of flavors: Root Bird, Gilberto Grape, Artie Shawberry, Kiwi Holliday, Peachmo, John Cola-trane, Don Wild Cherry, Vince Guavaldi, Dave Bruberry, Cab Colaway, Dexterade, Nina Lemone, Mango Reinhardt, Getzberry, Fizzy Gillespie, Marian McPineapple, Or'ngette Coleman, Mingus Dew, Plain, and Diet Plain - Sealab 2021
 * Bouncy Bubble Beverage (aka B3). Also B1, B2 and B4. - Paranoia RPG
 * Brotherhood's Sparkling Pomayde - Murder Must Advertise and Montague Egg stories (both by Dorothy L. Sayers)
 * Bubbleshake - (actually an addictive appetite suppressant) Doctor Who
 * Burpsi Cola - Home Movies Pepsi-like soda
 * Butter-Da – Homestar Runner (Note: It is quite probable that Butter-Da is for automotive use only, though the King of Town "still drinks it".)
 * Buzz Cola - (also Crystal Buzz Cola) The Simpsons
 * Cactus Cola - The Flintstones
 * Cadre Cola - The Running Man movie ("It Hits the Spot!")
 * Carbie Cola - (The most carbonated soft drink ever), Fillmore
 * Carbonated Sugar Water ("makes kids jump around!") - Sam & Max
 * Cobra Cola - G.I. Joe
 * Cola-Cola - ''Malcolm in the Middle In an episode in the seventh season.
 * Coo-Coo Cola - Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers, Darkwing Duck
 * Coral Cola - Shark Tale
 * Cowboy Cola - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Mirage Studios) comics.
 * Dark Juice - Invader Zim Halloween episode
 * Dopokoke - cocaine-spiked drink in For His Son, a 1912 D. W. Griffith short
 * Double Bubble Burp-a-Cola - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
 * Ebola Cola ("The hemorrhage that refreshes") - Transmetropolitan comics
 * Fizzade - Doctor Who
 * Fizzy Lifting Drinks - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
 * Fukk Cola - Syrup
 * Grepis-Cola - 75th most popular soft drink in the world - Daniel Pinkwater's Borgel
 * H2O Cola - It's Always Fair Weather, 1955 film. "Tastes as good as water because it is water".
 * Hip Pop - The Simpsons
 * Jammin' Orange Blast - Futurama
 * Jooky - Sprite TV commercial, "It's a party in a can!"
 * Koopa Cola - Super Mario Brothers
 * Kreml cola - One
 * Moca Cola - Drake and Josh
 * Moka Cola - The Man Who Sold the Moon
 * Mrs. Arbiter's Ginger Beer - Discworld
 * Nectarine Smash - X-Men: Evolution
 * Neocola - Neopets videogame
 * Nozz-a-La - Dark Tower, an alternate version of Coca Cola.
 * Nuka-Cola - Fallout
 * Nuke cola - Deus Ex
 * Orange Gush - Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
 * Patrola Cola - window cleaner with soy beans from Robert Downey Sr.'s "Putney Swope"
 * Pepsi Perfect - Back to the Future Part II
 * Petite Cola - Super Dimension Fortress Macross/Robotech, sold from mobile vending machines aboard the SDF-1
 * Pippu - Cowboy Bebop
 * Proto-Cola - Urban Terror
 * Poop Cola - Invader Zim; includes New Poop, Classic Poop, Diet Poop, and Cherry Poop.
 * Purple Flurp - (90% Sugar)Jimmy Neutron
 * Raspberry Lava - Discworld
 * Red Balls - South Park, Chappelles Show
 * Rocka Cola - The Flintstones
 * Sani-Cola - The Adventures of Tintin
 * Sauceman's Liver-Flavored Soda - Tom Goes to the Mayor
 * sHades - ("sHades - The soda from Hell") - The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul
 * Slug-o-Cola - Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, the most popular Ferengi soft drink. Contains 43% live algae. "Drink Slug-o-Cola, the slimiest drink in the galaxy!"
 * Slurm - Futurama
 * Soder Cola - DC Comics, esp. Superman titles. The name originated from a typo where Lois Lane mentions drinking a 'diet soder'.
 * Sprunk - Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas and Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
 * Volt cola - Beavis and Butt-head (parody of Jolt Cola)
 * Victrola Cola - Putney Swope
 * Vodka Cola - The Big Red Adventure
 * Yo-Joe Cola - G.I. Joe comics
 * Yogi Beer - kids' non-alcoholic beer, from the movie Stay Tuned
 * Zesti Cola - DC Comics, esp. Batman titles; Soder's great rival.

Other beverages
Klatchian coffee -Discworld
 * Aquarta Milk - Mad magazine
 * Baxter & Sons Coffee - Christmas in July, 1940 film
 * Brawndo ("The Thirst Mutilator") - sports drink - Idiocracy
 * Bucket's Bovine-, Ovine- and Caprine-Based Drinks - Discworld
 * Captain Colonel's Bloody Mary Mix - King of the Hill
 * Cardio Punch Sports Drink - Lizzie McGuire
 * Chock-lit Chip Juice - Sealab 2021
 * Colombia's Shame Discount Coffee - The Simpsons
 * Crab Juice - The Simpsons
 * Dalai Lamanade - faux earth-friendly beverage - "The Heartbroke Kid" episode of The Simpsons
 * Dr. Breen's Private Reserve - Canned Water, Half-Life 2
 * Dog Water - Ren and Stimpy, Slogan: "Yes - Dog Water! Bottled in the Swiss Alps and using only the finest, pure-bred dog saliva..."
 * Drink - a drink (all foods and beverages in the film are similarly branded.) - Repo Man
 * Duncan Hill's Coffee-First heavy metal coffee Metalocalypse
 * The Edge - 100% Non-alcoholic beer - Beavis & Butt-Head
 * Ersatz Brothers Coffee ("look for the can in the plain brown can") - The Firesign Theatre
 * Extreme Walrus Juice - Futurama
 * Fleegix - hot chocolate-like drink enjoyed on Mars and other extraterrestrial places - Alan Mendelsohn, by Daniel M. Pinkwater
 * Garden Blast - organic vegetable juice - The Simpsons
 * Goose Juice - Dr. Seuss's Sleep Book
 * Jamin' Juice - Home Movies
 * Klah - coffee beverage - Anne McCaffery's Pern novels
 * Curly Mountain Straight
 * Red Desert Special
 * Libert Ale - Freelancer
 * Malk ("Now with more Vitamin R!") - The Simpsons
 * Mammal Brand Vitamin D Milk - Sam & Max
 * Maxford House Coffee - Christmas in July, 1940 film. "If you can't sleep it isn't the coffee - it's the bunk!"
 * Melonade - Homestar Runner
 * Milk Plus - Milk laced with narcotics served in the Korova Milkbar in A Clockwork Orange
 * Miruvor - The Lord of the Rings
 * Mococoa - All-natural chocolate drink, made from beans grown on the upper slopes of Mt. Nicaragua (The Truman Show)
 * Monkey Juice - Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas "Freshly Squeezed Taste of Parasites!"
 * Moose Juice - Dr. Seuss's Sleep Book
 * Morgan Springs - bottled water brand - Seinfeld 6th season episode "The Gymnast"
 * Moland Spring - bottled water brand created by the merger of Morgan Springs and Poland Creek - Seinfeld 6th season episode "The Gymnast"
 * Lord Green tea (a play on Earl Grey tea) - Discworld
 * Peckham Spring - bottled water brand (actually tapwater) Only Fools and Horses episode "Mother Nature's Son"
 * Poland Creek - bottled water brand - Seinfeld 6th season episode "The Gymnast"
 * Pumpkin Juice - Harry Potter
 * Raktajino - Klingon coffee - Deep Space Nine
 * Quarktajino - an unsuccessful attempt at decaffeinated Raktajino - Deep Space Nine episode "...Nor the Battle to the Strong"
 * Salty Lemonade - Invader Zim
 * Shiz! - Futurama
 * Sidewinder Fang - Freelancer
 * Slurm ("it's highly addictive!") - Futurama
 * Squishee - Slurpee-type drink, The Simpsons
 * Swill - Mineral water, Saturday Night Live "Everything you've always wanted in a mineral water. And more."
 * Twentyman Teas - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
 * Veggie-Boy - from an episode of Cheers. It was a juice that consisted of broccoli, cauliflower and kale.  Woody endorsed it in a TV commercial.
 * Vitex health drinks - Doctor Who episodes Father's Day and Rise of the Cybermen
 * Yahoo - Chocolate beverage, Angry Beavers,Hey Arnold
 * Zaphic - beef-flavour slushie in Doctor Who episode The Long Game