List of fictional brands

Food and drink[]

Store-brought food and drink[]

Alamo Beer - King of the Hill
Aunt Tootie's Pot Brownies - Mad Magazine
Big Top Beer - "Sanford & Son" & "Mama's Family"
Bud Dry Ice - Mad Magazine
Buzz Cola - The Simpsons
Canoga Beer -Roseanne
Chef Retardee -parody of Chef Boyardee, Mad Magazine
Duff Beer - The Simpsons
Enchiladitos - Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Farburg Burger Bones - Catdog
Flying Blue Magic Dog's Mega-sucky Microbrew - Mad Magazine
Harry Potter's Enchanted Potato Chips - Mad Magazine
Heffershessenheisenbrausendeuselbach, play on german beers, Mad Magazine
Jolly Olly Ice Cream - Hey Arnold
Kelp Nougat Crunch Bar - Spongebob Squarepants
Kilgore's Maple Syrup - Rugrats
Livermush Ale - Mad Magazine
Luna Tuna - Kenan & Kel
Metto Yellow - various sitcoms
Mocha Cola - Drake & Josh
Mountain Fizz - Drake & Josh
Pasture Puppies/Puffies - Rocko's Modern Life
Pawtucket Patriot Beer - Family Guy
Poop (cola, chocolates, etc.) - Invader Zim
Powdered Toast - Ren & Stimpy
Puke Puffs - Mad Magazine
Purple Flurp - Jimmy Neutron
Sam Adams Bargain Stout - Mad Magazine
Sam Adams Nuclear Winter Lager - Mad Magazine
Seanut Butter - Spongebob Squarepants
Shasa Soda - altered "Shasta Soda" - various sitcoms, The X-Files
Slurm - Futurama
S'more Schnapps - South Park
Snickles - parody of Skittles & Snickers, Full House
Sluggo Cola - Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Squinty Pete's Backwash Brew - Mad Magazine
Tasty Wheat - The Matrix
Vanilla Weasels - Oreo styled cookies. Full House
Wolf Cola from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Yahoo Soda - parody of Yoohoo. Hey Arnold
Zazz Beer - Metalocalypse

Cereal[]

Branimaniacs - Animaniacs
Cheaties - Mad Magazine
Chester "O"s - The Fairly Odd Parents
Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs '- Calvin and Hobbes
Chocolate Meatloaf Crunch - The Amanda Show
Chunky Puffs - Ed, Edd n' Eddy
Invader "O"s - The Fairly Odd Parents
Kelpo - Spongebob Squarepants
Mammal "O"s - The Amanda Show
Snap Crackle KABOOM! -The Amanda Show
Sugar Frosted Milk - Ren & Stimpy
Timmy "O"s - The Fairly Odd Parents

Pet food[]

Billy Jack Dog Food - Firesign Theatre
Bow Wow Biscuits (Dog Biscuits) - Three Stooges
Doggy Downers - Saturday Night Live
Fixed Income Fixins' -Food for cats & senior citizens, Mad Magazine
Kanine Krunchies - 101 Dalmations
Kitty Krispies - Full House
Pretty Kitty Cat Food - Ren & Stimpy
Puppy Uppers - Saturday Night Live

Nutritional supplements[]

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Bear-it-all - A stress relief beverage (alchohol), Roseanne
Buck-u-Uppo - P.G. Wodehouse's Mr Mulliner stories
Colon Blow - A high-fiber breakfast cereal in Saturday Night Live
Jamitol - A stress releiving pill in Saturday Night Live
Jollop's Concentrated Lactobeef Tablets for Travellers - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
Maltogene - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
Nutrax nerve tonic - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
Ortho-pure Procreation Pills - The Running Man film
Teamocil - A supplement to improve teamwork featured in Arrested Development. It was discontinued and replaced by Groupug and Bondat.
Vitameatavegamin, a nutritional supplement that incidentally contains a high proportion of alcohol - I Love Lucy
Weightgain 4000 - South Park

Hair, hygiene, and beauty products[]

Beautee Soap - The Hucksters, 1947 film. "Love that soap!"
Blue Moon Shampoo - The shampoo which Madelyn Hayes is spokesperson of in Moonlighting
Bronzoluxe Creme - Harvey Birdman
Bug Brite Toothpaste - Kids Next Door
Command Purpose Condoms - Strangers in Paradise
Cookie - D - oughderant - Mad Magazine
Crelm Toothpaste - Monty Python's Flying Circus
Dapper Dan Pomade - O Brother
Dazzledent - toothpaste, The Seven Year Itch, 1955 film. "Stay kissing sweet"
Dead Cat Soap - Firesign Theatre
Demoxonil - The Simpsons, hair-growth formula which Homer uses in episode 'Simpson and Delilah' (parodying real American hair-growth product 'Monoxodil')
Denham's Dentifrice - toothpaste - Fahrenheit 451
Deo - Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, a deoderant revealed to make people smell worse
Dibbler's Homeopathic Shampoo - Discworld
Double Passion perfume - 1952 film Dreamboat
Dr. Flimflam's Miracle Cream - Futurama
Everfresh Shaving Cream - G.I. Joe
Foggy Mountain Soap, a brand that was advertised on a 1966 episode of The Beverly Hillbillies by Granny and Jed, with Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs providing the music for the commercial.
FOP Pomade - O Brother
The French Stuff - Harvey Birdman
Glint (Dmitri Petrovich's toothpaste that he eats) - Backyard Baseball 2005
Glisten (George Sr.'s favorite toothpaste) - Arrested Development
Hair Remover - Three Stooges
Lather, Rinse, Obey - Doctor Drakken's brainwashing shampoo and cranium rinse - Kim Possible
Lover Soap - Stranger in a Strange Land
The Lung Brush - Saturday Night Live
Skanque Perfume - South Park
Mere and Stingbat's Herbal Wash (with herbs!) - Discworld
Miracle Salve - A phony skin treatment sold by Opie Taylor and his friends on a famous Andy Griffith Show episode
Ocean Breeze Soap (Slogans include: "For people who don't want to stink", "It's just like taking a cruise, only there's no boat and you don't actually go anywhere", and "It gets you clean") - The Muppets Take Manhattan
Oderono - deodorant The Who
Oops, I Crapped My Pants! - adult diapers. Saturday Night Live
Oro-dent electric toothbrushes - Seinfeld
Palmoral (sun block) - "Remember - If it isn't Palmoral, you're gonna get cancer" - South Park
Penetroleum hair oil- 1952 film Dreamboat
Pfffft - deodorant (?) hawked by Ernie Kovacs as German disc jockey Wolfgang Von Sauerbraten
Private Lady- pads Are You There God? It's Me
Pubic Pride - anti-crabs shampoo - Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Robo Fresh - Futurama
Rinse 'n' Run Scalp Tonic (with extra herbs!) - Discworld (parodies Wash & Go shampoo/conditioner)
Sex Panther - Anchorman
Short 'n' Curlies - "Saturday Night Live" - Pubic Hair Shampoo
Sonky's Preventatives - Discworld condoms (a genericised brand, as in "a packet of sonkies")
Sparklene Mouthwash - produced by the Zum Corporation in Marvel comics
Spurt Toothpaste - Looker
Super Lip (Ladies's Depilatory) Putney Swope
Soul Glow - Coming to America
Toothpaste - The Toothpaste Millionaire
Woomba, the little robot that cleans your lady parts - Saturday Night Live
Wuvs Diapers, a Parody of Luvs diapers. - Simpsons
Cherokee Hair Tampons - South Park
TurboLax (Laxative "for fast effective relief") - Dumb and Dumber

Clothing lines/brands[]

Club Banana - Kim Possible
Bad Idea Jeans - Saturday Night Live
Bamboo Boogie Boots - Futurama
Base 5 - Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Binco - Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Blackbury Boots - "If it's a boot, it's a Blackbury!" Johnny and the Dead
Bleu Jeans - Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Boggi's - Discworld
Cloven Hind Jeans - Saturday Night Live
Derelicte - Zoolander
Didgeridoos - Magic: The Gathering (Unglued series)
Didier Sachs - Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Farley's Fashion Footwear - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
Flares - Strangers with Candy
Gess - from a Bruce Baum sketch on Comic Strip Live!
Giorgio Armonster - Futurama
Gordon Gartrail - The Cosby Show (named after one of the show's staff writers)
Hadley & Wyche British Toothpaste - Saturday Night Live
Happy Berry - Gokinjo Monogatari
Huskeroos - Weeds
Jewess Jeans - Saturday Night Live, a parody of Jordache. Announcer: "You don't have to be Jewish to wear them." Gilda Radner: "But it wouldn't hurt!"
Stupid Spoiled Whore - South Park
Lightspeed Briefs - Futurama
Mad Mod - Clothing brand owned by former Teen Titans villain The Mad Mod in DC Comics
Manslip Collection - A men's underwear brand in comics by Ralf König
Missile Gap - trendy clothing store in Larry Gonick's Attack of the Smart Pies
Mom Jeans - Jeans for active ladies with large posteriors - Saturday Night Live
Mr. Boy - formal wear for young men on The Simpsons
Nancy Spumoni - Hey Arnold
Papaya Republic - Dykes To Watch Out For
Paradise Kiss - Paradise Kiss
Potato Republic - Spinal Tap
Pro Laps - Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Rat's Off To You! - Tom Goes to the Mayor
Sub Urban - Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Threadgold's Thoroughgrip Garterettes - The World of Beachcomber
Valentine lingerie - Dallas
Veronica's Closet - Veronica's Closet
Victim - Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Zip - Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

Household products[]

Baby Hammock - Squidbillies
Baby Deathtrap - Squidbillies
Bass-o-Matic - Saturday Night Live
Binford Tools - Home Improvement, Toy Story
Blam-O - What's Happening!!
Bug-Off - Men In Black
Burly Paper Towels - The Simpsons
Karl Farbman furniture - Seinfeld
Charlotte's Dead Spider Poison, a joking reference to Charlotte's Web - The Simpsons
The Cornballer - Arrested Development
Darling's Household Appliances - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
DEF-CON Owl Poison (Kills Owls Dead) - Futurama
Duzrite - washing soap, It's Always Fair Weather, 1955 film
New Shimmer, the floor wax that's a dessert topping - Saturday Night Live
Ecce Omo - a parody of Omo detergent in Pedro Almodovar's Women on the verge of a nervous breakdown
Fibro-Val detergent - Monty Python's Flying Circus
Freeze-O-Lux coolers - Harvey Birdman
Galaxy Glue - The Incredible Shrinking Woman
Fun Clumps Cat Litter - Mad Magazine
Godti Makers - Mafia-made, nanotechnology-based material synthesizers (Transmetropolitan)
Gritto Soap - The Three Stooges
Gritty Kitty cat litter -- Ren & Stimpy
Happy - Soap and detergent, The Thrill of it All, 1963 film
Highland Epoxy - Upright Citizens Brigade
Izrite - washing soap, It's Always Fair Weather, 1955 film
Klenzrite - washing soap, It's Always Fair Weather, 1955 film
Magical Electro-Monkey - Squidbillies
Mr. Fusion Home Energy Reactor - Back to the Future trilogy
Mr. Sparkle - (Japanese dishwashing detergent) - The Simpsons
Mrs. Skower's All-Purpose Magical Mess Remover - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Nukemaster - microwave from the book, Dumb Bunnies
Oxy-Moron - Parody of Oxy-Clean, Sheep in the Big City
Phat Rascall Bedding -- Tom Goes to the Mayor
Salve! - Universal goop product - Ren & Stimpy
Sanfect disinfectant - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
Sears-Kenmore Robotic Mop - Mad Magazine
Señor Clean - Gets it clean, "Sometimes with my penis!" - Robot Chicken
Shinsu knives - Mama's Family"
Slashco knives - The Simpsons
Sopo - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
Strong Force Krazy Glue - Futurama
Super Adhesive Industrial Glue - Family Guy
Toddco First Lint Loom - Stroker & Hoop
Toddco Kitchen Campfire! - Stroker & Hoop
Toddco Marguarita Mixer - Stroker & Hoop
Toddco Scrotum Hair Trimmer Rad-Nads - Stroker & Hoop
Toddco Second-Hand Smoker - Stroker & Hoop
Tropical Plumber - Rocko's Modern Life
Wallace Flowright - fountain pen, Laura, 1944 film
Wuzrite - washing soap, It's Always Fair Weather, 1955 film

Petroleum products[]

ARBCO - parody of Arco from G.I. Joe, and a front for their enemy, the Cobra organization
ASSON - "We'll light your Asson fire!" From X-box video game Whacked! (A game show parody game.)
Axxon Oil - parody of Exxon, also from G.I. Joe
π-in-1 Oil - parody of 3-in-1 Oil, Futurama
Aladdin Oil - Reodor Felgen's sponsor in Pinchcliffe Grand Prix
Benthic Petroleum - The Abyss, also seen in Terminator 2: Judgment Day and Twister
Creak Oil - The Simpsons
Chief Oil Co. - Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Dynaco - oil company in "Toy Story"
Exxon Monopoly - Parody of Exxon Mobile, Mad Magazine
Lexoil - DC Comics
Mobico gasoline - John Carpenter's Christine
Mobil Dick Whale Oil - parody of Mobil and Moby Dick - Futurama
Mohave Oil Co. - Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Mom's Moron Oil, for Dumb Robots, Futurama
Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil (made with 10% more love than the next leading brand) - Futurama
Noburpolene - "The only gasoline with added bicarbonate of sodium" - Three Stooges episode Sing a Song of Six Pants
Octan - Fictional Oil product brand used in LEGO Town Theme sets; replaced Shell Oil as Legoland's main fuel presence in the early 1990's.
Petro Mundo - Captain Ron
Roxxon - Marvel Comics
Snake Oil - Rudolf Blodstrupmoen's sponsor in Pinchcliffe Grand Prix
Texxon - Saturday Night Live
Vasalube - Kill Bill Vol. 1

Toys[]

Nuke Em! - Parody of the Battleship boardgame in the film Robocop
Baby Smokes-A-Lot - doll, Family Guy
G.I. Jew - doll, Family Guy
Chinpokomon - South Park
Krusty Speak and Say, The Simpsons
Tickle-Me-Krusty, The Simpsons
TurboMan, Jingle All The Way
Bag o' Glass - Sold by toymaker Irving Mainway, played by Dan Aykroyd on Saturday Night Live
Doh-Doh - an explosive variant of Play-Doh - Futurama
Drink-N-Say (Mel Gibson Edition) - Mad Magazine
Happy Fun Ball - "Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball." - Saturday Night Live
Happy Time Harry - Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Harry Potter's Scar Replication Kit - Mad Magazine
Johnny Switchblade - Action figure sold by toymaker Irving Mainway, played by Dan Ackroyd on Saturday Night Live
Kitty Karry-All - Cindy's doll in The Brady Bunch
Li'l Bastard - line of mischief-making kits for young children, often used by Bart Simpson in The Simpsons
Lisa Lionheart - Doll created by Lisa Simpson to compete against other dolls that objectified women in The Simpsons
Log, from BLAM-O - a toy sensation from Ren & Stimpy
Talky Tina - The doll that killed the father (played by Telly Savalas) on The Twilight Zone
Alabama Man Doll - South Park
Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset - South Park
Funzo Doll - The Simpsons
Silly Ball - actually an ax because Peter fell asleep on the job, Family Guy
Ferris Wheel In-A-Can - Mad Magazine
Good Guy Doll - The doll Charles Lee Ray became in the movie Child's Play
The Scott Peterson Pocket Fisherman - Mad Magazine
Scuba Steve - Big Daddy
Tina Talks - Rugrats
Tonka Mob Controlled Cement Mixer - Mad Magazine
Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man - Family Guy Presents: Stewie Griffin - The Untold Story[1]
Malibu Stacey - The Simpsons version of a "Barbie" Doll
The Unpredictable Ball - America's Funniest Home Videos
Tickle-Me-Hellmo - from Jhonen Vasquez's Squee
Silver Shamrock Halloween masks - Halloween III
Lionel Self Derailing Amtrsk Set - Mad Magazine
Uncle Fun's Thumb Removal Kit - Mad Magazine
Ball in a Cup - Family Guy

Electronics[]

Bitsumishi - Drake & Josh
Bosonanic - Panasonic knock off, "Tokyo Highway Challenge" (Dreamcast video game)
Chandelier-Mo-Stat - Like a themostat but it adjsts the brightness of the chandlier, Futurama
Dethphone - Brand of cell phone's endorsed by Dethklok, nightime minutes start at 11pm. "I really hate's it!" Metalocalypse
Gravistat - a wall-mounted device used to adjust gravity level, Futurama
GameSlave - a handheld gaming console, Invader Zim
The Garry Coleman Grill/MP3 Player, Drake & Josh
Geo, Ipod style MP3 player, Drake & Josh
Hosaka - brand of cyberdecks and other computer gear in Neuromancer
L-17 Manmangler bomb - American Dad
Magnexecutioner - Futurama
Magnetbox, knockoff TV brand The Simpsons
Nishi - brand of electronics, The Big Hit
Okama Gamesphere - South Park's version of the Nintendo Gamecube (Season 5, Towelie's 1st episode)
Ono-Sendai - brand of cyberdecks and other computer gear in Neuromancer
Panaphonics, knockoff TV brand The Simpsons
Satsubishi - Various Electronic Devices, Mama's Family
Sonya - Speakers used in Planet Amazonia Futurama
Sorny, Sony knockoff TV brand The Simpsons
Stop'N'Drop - Suicide booth Futurama
Suck-O-Matic - Huge driveable vacuum cleaner Rocko's Modern Life
Try-Hard 1-11 pacemaker battery - "Picks up where your heart left off." Saturday Night Live
Willard - personal organizer, knockoff of the Wizard brand - Seinfeld 9th season episode "The Wizard"
ALTIMIT, OS brand .hack

Other products[]

ACME products - Looney Tunes
Antfarmytar- guitar filled with ants endorsed by Skwisgaar Skwigelf of Metalocalypse
Akina iconographs - imp-powered "cameras" in Discworld
Arachno Spores - "The fatal spore with the funny name!" - Futurama
Bioalchemic Products - imp-powered personal organisers in Discworld
"The Daily Supernova" - a newspaper, Futurama
Dirty Hoe Topsoil -- The Simpsons
Flemin's Port-a-Can - Now, with juicy shrimp and coconut urinal cakes -- Tom Goes to the Mayor
Gruntmaster 6000 - Dilbert animated series; poorly designed exercise machine
Immaculate Conceptor Mattress - Squidbillies
The Ironic Breeze - Mad Magazine
Keedsler automobiles - Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut
Kegelcizer - Futurama
Krebstar Products - The Adventures of Pete and Pete
Laramie Cigarettes - The Simpsons
Lexcorp, Lexoil, Lexair, Lex-Mart etc. - Various brands owned by Lex Luthor in DC Comics
Loose Blood - mysterious product advertised on Firesign Theatre
Manitoba Cigarettes - King of the Hill
Molten Boron - Futurama
Moon Mist Tobacco - The Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut
Morley Brand Cigarettes - The X-Files
Murderknobs- high end door knobs endorsed by William Murderface of Metalocalypse
Nails Brand Cigarettes - various Kevin Smith films
Nuke'M Alarms - Security company from Maniac Mansion. Only known product is a door that will cause a nuclear meltdown if wrong code is entered. (Nuclear reactor not included). An actual booklet was sold with the game to prevent piracy.
Pickles Nickles - U.S. Treasury nickles endorsed by Pickles of Metalocalypse
Petchow Rat Poison - Saturday Night Live
Pneumatiluxe Control Center - an air tube system - Harvey Birdman
Pocket Surgeon - Squidbillies
Poopin Diggins - The Bob Show
Pregnercise - Futurama
Puppy Uppers - Saturday Night Live
Red Apple cigarettes - various Quentin Tarantino films
Robo-Magic washing machine - Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut
Ronco Record Vault - Futurama
Screw You, Pal tires - "If you can find a better set of tires, screw you, pal!" Saturday Night Live
Señor Science Scientific Melting Kit - The Brak Show
Señor Science Carnivore Footwear Removal Device - The Brak Show
Shankman's Rubbing Compound - "When something needs rubbing, think Shankman!" Futurama
Sketch-N-Etch - doodling machine in a couch gag in The Simpsons
Squirrel Away - Rocko's Modern Life
Sunblock 3000 - Fictional bodypaint meant to protect against the sun's rays in the film Robocop 2
Skwisarmytar- swiss-army knife like guitar endorsed by Skwisgaar Skwigelf of Metalocalypse "It has a toothpick!"
Takuro Spirit - fictional automobile from The Dark Tower series by Stephen King
Thompson's Teeth - "The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!" Futurama
Ubik - From the Philip K. Dick novel of that name. "Safe when used as directed".
Va-poo-rise - vaporizes dog poop, Envy
Zinthos - a cure-all not meant for everyone from the animated Teen Titans

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