tree (trē) Edit
In botany, a tree is a perennial plant with an elongated stem, or trunk, supporting branches and leaves in most species. In some usages, the definition of a tree may be narrower, including only woody plants with secondary growth, plants that are usable as lumber or plants above a specified height.
How do trees access the internet? They log on.
What did the tree do when the bank closed? It started its own branch.